welcome
My name is Patrick Spadaccino. I'm a web designer by trade, but I would love to play a role in The Hobbit movies currently in production in New Zealand and being directed by Sir Peter Jackson.
I've loved The Hobbit since I was a kid. When I was about 10 or 11, my Uncle Rich handed me a beat up paperback and said, "You have to read this." I did just that, and became an instant Tolkien fan.
The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, and all its associated lore is the kind of fiction that gets inside you. It has Elves and wizards and dragons, but it remains down to earth. I enjoy the adventure and danger, but equally enjoyable are the parts that talk about the comforts of being home and relaxing in the company of good friends.
I also want to participate in these films because of the vivid, powerful way in which Peter Jackson and his team brought The Lord of the Rings to life. The Hobbit is in the best possible hands, and it's my dream to be a first-hand participant as Sir Peter and his team once again apply their vision, creativity and deep passion for Tolkien's material to this project.
So, I created this website and these videos as a way of paying tribute to and auditioning for the movies. For me, being part of The Hobbit is not about fame, money or ambition—it's about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to help convey a timeless, inspiring tale that I've loved for more than 35 years.
Whatever the outcome of my efforts, thanks for visiting and sharing this journey with me!
audition
This section contains the video of my performances in Orc makeup, and the script I used when filming.
You can also find this video on YouTube: watch the "Orc Screen Test" video.
This section contains the video of my performances in Goblin makeup, and the script I used when filming.
You can also find this video on YouTube: watch the "Goblin Screen Test" video.
makeup
This section contains a video overview of the makeup techniques I used to transform myself into various kinds of Orcs & Goblins.
I'll also post this video on YouTube. Check back soon for the link.
out-takes
I love to clown around...this section contains some flubs from the Orc performance videos, plus some clips of me trying out different accents.
You can also find this video on YouTube: watch the "Outtakes & Gag Reel" video.
In this gag reel (which also contains a few outtakes), I'm paying homage to a few of my favorite moments in TV and film.
You can also find this video on YouTube: watch the "Goblin Gag Reel" video.
I've been working on this website and these videos for a couple of months. At the time the Orc segments were shot, I was feeling pressure to finish the project. After all, The Hobbit was already a month or two into filming. If I was to have any chance at being part of the production, I needed to post the website and get the word out.
As a result, I filmed the Orc segments in one marathon session. The green screen studio is in my basement, so it was hot and cramped. I wasn't able to eat during the sessions, so I got really hungry by the end. And, no surprise...when people are tired and hungry, they sometimes get silly.
In between the laughter, you'll sometimes see me tapping my lips and cheeks. That's because portions of the latex appliance kept separating from my mouth and cheeks—a result of wearing the makeup for so many hours. The ability to speak clearly and retain some semblance of facial expression depended on that makeup being securely attached, so I was constantly poking and fiddling with the appliance. Next time, I'll use a LOT more spirit gum!
No film project is without unexpected problems. Towards the beginning of the shoot, I just couldn't deliver the "they're fresh" line the way I wanted to. I simulated Orc saliva with honey and food coloring, but then had trouble speaking clearly. There were also technical obstacles: at one point, you can hear water coursing through the pipes over my head, causing another ruined take. I also discovered that the Champion logo on my t-shirt was visible in some shots, which was a distraction (and a potential trademark issue). But in the end, I was happy with the finished product and learned a lot in the process.
Not all these segments are outtakes. In some, I'm experimenting with different makeup and accents; in others, I'm just fooling around to take a break from the intense, gravelly-voiced Orc lines.
Enjoy, and be sure to check out the other videos!
who i am
This section contains a video introduction to my background and a few of my interests. Visit the "Text Version" tab to see the script I used when filming this clip.
You can also find this video on YouTube: watch the "Who I Am" video.
My name is Patrick Spadaccino. I'm a web designer for a large company in Connecticut, and I enjoy designing so much, I also do it my spare time. I have also lots of other hobbies, like reading, photography, playing computer games, writing (in fact, I've written two novels and published one of them), and several outdoor sports like golf and softball.
I also love to sing, play the piano and act. In fact, my first play was in kindergarten and I actually directed that one. I recruited my teacher to play the part of the skeleton, and she promptly sent a note home to my Mom, but we'll leave the rest of that story for another day.
I've always enjoyed being part of a dramatic ensemble. It's very satisfying to be involved with a group of people who have one common goal—to put on a great show. Along the way, you work hard, you form these deep bonds with the cast and crew, and at show time, it's a blast to take the audience on a journey.
I'm married and after almost 17 years, my wife Natalie and I are still in love and we have a great time together.
So, that's a little bit about me. But you might also want to know why I love The Hobbit so much and learn more about why I created this website. For that, check out the other videos.
why i love the hobbit
This section contains a video which briefly outlines why I love The Hobbit. Visit the "Text Version" tab to see the script I used when filming this clip.
You can also find this video on YouTube: watch the "Why I Love The Hobbit" video.
why i created this site
This section contains a video which explains why I created this website: to audition for a role in The Hobbit movies and to express my admiration for the works of J.R.R Tolkien and the creative genius of Sir Peter Jackson.
Visit the "Text Version" tab to read the script I used when filming this clip.
You can also find the clip on YouTube: watch the "Why I Created This Website" video.